on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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