But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I could fuck to npr.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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