We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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