Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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