I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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