he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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