yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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