I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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