it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
me + whiskey = a bad person
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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