We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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