Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
my poor anus
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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