no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she peed on how many people?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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