dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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