69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Please don't give away my fajitas
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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