i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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