I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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