Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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