never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
