don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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