I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
No I am not eating basil off your cock
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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