where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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