I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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