But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
zippers are such a cool invention
operation have a gay friend backfired
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
