Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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