16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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