what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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