The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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