doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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