Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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