Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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