Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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