Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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