Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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