do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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