You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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