Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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