My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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