That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
