whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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