She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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