The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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