There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you made out with another girl for some wings
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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