Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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