just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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