Umm I'm too high to move.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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