so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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