Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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