she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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