sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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