ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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