"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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