Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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