I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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