question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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