BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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