Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
