At least make sure they are 18
Why
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize