I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
