how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You work out of a Hotel?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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